Sex, Drugs and Rock ‘n’ Roll.
That’s What We Do.
It is the launch that defines the product. It is the launch that has the most potential to set you to a clear path towards your objectives. It is the launch that makes or breaks you. It is the launch that defines you.
This is the launch, and we go at it with cannons blazing.
For this gun toting, volcano erupting, lip sealing, titty bouncing launch of The Blog – Our Blog, The Outside View Blog – we delved deep into the archives of the mind, body, soul and the world wide web, and produced for you the epitome of internet content: Sex, Drugs & Rock ‘N’ Roll.
As a homage to Benetton returning to its roots and to the controversy their new campaign – Unhate – is generating, we have for you The Kiss. In this case: Men Kissing Each Other.
But we didn’t stop there with the Sex. We also put in the same Men Spanking Each Other and a Nude Woman and Boobs. A 100%-proof way to get classified as X-Rated or NSFW; and to draw more interested parties in.
We also put in the Drugs. As we weren’t sure whether the current trend is more towards Pills or Needles, we put in both. You can only imagine, whether what you see is heroin, smack, skag, or junk; cocaine, snow, flake, coke, or blow; barbiturates, yellow jackets, reds, blues, amy’s, or rainbows; street methadone; alcohol; ketamine or special K; benzodiazepines; amphetamines or greenies; tobacco; buprenorphine, bupe or subbies; cannabis, hashish or marijuana; 4-MTA; ecstasy; LSD; methylphenidate or ritalin; anabolic steroids; GHB; alkyl nitrates or poppers; or khat. Imagine, as we really can’t tell you.
We put in Famous Stars: Darth Vader from the Star Wars Movies is there too. How cool is that!
We put in a beautiful image from a new Twilight. And not just a scene from any Twilight Movie, but a real image from the moment of Breaking Dawn at the most serene moment during the Twilight. Beautiful isn’t it.
Following on the trails of ad agency Kitten Factories and to pursue the huge trend of Catvertising, we have Absolutely Adorable Kittens Staring. We have not one, but two Cute Puppies Playing. But to really stand out, we also have Sweet Pretty Hearts.
Furthermore, if you look closely, you can see a surefire sign of Rock ‘N’ Roll. And yes, we think this post is Rock ‘N’ Roll too.
Isn’t this the perfect first post, the best launch post ever?
We also thought that you might want to see the men kissing each other, men spanking, nude woman, boob, titties, fun bags and other NSFW and x-rated images, as well as, drugs (both pills and needles), rock ‘n’ roll, Darth Vader from Star Wars and the amazingly beautiful image from twilight – the breaking dawn, the two cute puppies, absolutely adorable kittens staring and the sweet pretty hearts as a larger version. Just not to miss any single detail. (it’s below, you know)
Really, what more can you ask?
Ok, you could say that we’re missing Stolen Pre-Release Footage of the Apple iPhone 5, The First Look at the New Apple iTV, The Beyonce Knowles and Jessica Alba Sex Tape and Paparazzi Shot of Ashton Kutcher Cheating Demi Moore. Not anymore. Too bad we didn’t fabricate videos on those too.
But here’s the original catvertising video by the catvertising video producing company Kittywood Studios, as videos are a must in todays fast changing global economy (really.), and so no self-respecting blogpage can be without them. The video is filled with kittens, you know. So we know everybody will like it, and us, better because of it. Well, except puppy loving kitten haters, but we trust they are in minority.
You could also say, that we didn’t tell you what we do and why should you read and follow us? That is true.
So far we’ve missed the most important point a real launch should give you: the reason. We might have gotten your Attention, which is a plus, but we strongly believe we missed many readers with the above rant and didn’t capture your Interest – the text is way too long for most. Also, raising false hopes or misleading your perceptions too far might mean that we can’t get you to Act – to come back, to follow us or to tell your friends about us – or at least that doing so will be more difficult. Yes, we believe in the AIDA model. Yes, we hope you come back.
Most launches fail to deliver on the business objectives set for them. Is it the fault of the launch actions? Is it the fault of the products launched? Or is it the fault of the too optimistic goal setting? Our experience tells us, that it is a combination of all, but with the objective being the absolute key to success. Set it too low, you undermine yourself. Set it too high, you will only get disappointed. You cannot ever truly succeed, unless the expectations set are realistic. If objectives aren’t clear, a launch will fail.
We write about marketing, design, technology and society. We have clear objectives. We will improve our product continuously, and you are more than welcome to help us to improve.
On occasion we might be controversial, sometimes we will be stupid and boring, hopefully we are able to be insightful and professional, originality would be great, banality not so much, and if we are funny, we are glad.
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Sex, Drugs & Rock ‘N’ Roll till next time. You can always try to prove us wrong.